I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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