They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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