More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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