There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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