so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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