whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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