i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Sponge bath it is.
Apparently you make a good broom.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Randomize
