when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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