I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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