please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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