Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
