I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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