if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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