Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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