you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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