im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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