We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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