she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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