I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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