I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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