I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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