he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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