I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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