Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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