She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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