But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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