well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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