Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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