two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i just google imaged poop.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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