if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
