I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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