found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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