So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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