Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
