it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Shame is for Republicans.
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