So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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