oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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