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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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