I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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