They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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