I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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