I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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