she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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