sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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