its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize