You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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