If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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