Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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