Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Never joke about your clitoris.
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