okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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