508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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