No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
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