So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
